A Big Butt Goes A Long Way

I made the unfortunate mistake of marrying a woman with a big mouth but a flat ass....not good. If she had a big ass, I'd be much more likely to take her shit, yelling, complaining, etc...And not be tempted to, eh, "step out". I'd wait `til all the yelling is done and just "hit it" (her big, juicy ass). But no. My woman has a big mouth, is complaintive and has a flat ass...